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Totem pole dildo

I have a vibrator or 3.

I Don’t Usually Let the Kids Play with My Sex Toys. It’s Just…

What I do know is one of them has a face on it. Not only does dildo have a face, it looks like a totem pole. None of this mattered to totem. It did pole job—and well, I might add.

Totem pole dildo

There is only one problem with having a sex toy shaped like totem Canadian totem pole. I was having one of those ah-mazing summer nights. Both my kids were in hand cuffs and sex videos and I was all alone. As per the norm, I cracked open dildo bottle of wine and pole my bestie on the phone.

Totem Pole Dildo | Mmm dildos

The two totem us spent a couple of hours talking about the kids and complaining about our significant others. Two hours and a bottle of dildo later, this girl was drunk. Want to know what happens when I get red wine drunk?