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Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles

You get a porn parody. Back to the Future got one. Guardians of the Galaxy got one, as well. And the next franchise to power a turtel, NSFW porn parody? The Ninja Porn Ninja Turtles. You might want to close your office door before porn As you might imagine, the origin story for our ninja warrior turtles changes drastically for the porn parody, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

April O’Neil – Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

This revised history involves radioactive sperm getting into the sewers. The bulk of this trailer is really just turtel sex puns involving turtles, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles brand.

We can only imagine what the third act twist of Ten Inch will be.