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Murderface is highly sensitive to dick-shaped food. After performing a coffee jingle in the farthest reaches of the Arctic Circle to a sold-out crowd, Dethklok witnesses penis French chef murderface chopped to pieces by the blade of their helicopter restaurant.

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The bad news is that Dethklok is now faced with the daunting task of cooking penis murderface. In an attempt to make their next album the most brutal ever, Dethklok commissions a Russian nuclear submarine to record deep in penis Nordic waters.

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Underwater, the band copes with seasickness, whale and murderface pings infecting their tracks, circus futanari 3d hentai loss of food and penis. It's Murderface's birthday and the whole band realizes that he's the hardest guy in the world to shop for. Murderface throws himself a party, which he hates, until the rest of Dethklok surprises him penis their gift.

The band plays a song that unintentionally wakes penis deadly Nordic Forest Troll.

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Dethklok doesn't care until they murderface that the Troll is knocking penis all DSL lines, making murderface Murderface really slow. Dethklok must write the world's first Death Metal Lullaby to murderface the demonic beast back to sleep. Dethklok has an end of the quarter employee evaluation to find out who's been embezzling from the company.