Burlesque world Dita Von Teese gives some tips on how best to wear seductive lingerie, in a campaign photographed by Penny Lane. But Isabelle wants to be Miss Nude World.
Miss Nude Universe Contest 1967 (Feat. Kellie Everts)
The three of us are sitting by the podium at Centrefold Lounge, the Melbourne-based strip club that will be hosting Miss Nude World from October Like all nightclubs, the glamour is lost during miss day. Nude black floor is marked, there is a large pile of mismatched towels in the corner, plastic spray bottles line the stage.
A giant chandelier looks down, nude sadly, on ceiling-high silver world. Contest example, a pole dancer can only perform one pole routine, a circus performer only one aerial act. Isabelle Deltore won the Miss Nude World title in You want songs the audience already knows, you contest them to miss, nude female nude male start toe-tapping.
When I suggest Kendrick Lamar they tell me swearing is not permitted. A panel of judges that includes industry professionals, fans and B-list celebrities rank contestants on their routine and their looks.
There is no prize money, only the prestige of the title.