A sexual and a funny were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. They are complaining about their lives. Boy my life boring.
My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They put me in a plastic bag, put me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up. I saw a beautiful woman on the street and said to myself: Yesterday I was so horny I climbed up on a tree and yelled: Pictures to get laid? Ask God for women who are both beautiful and horny.
That would greatly increase your chances of getting laid. Innuendoes do I know? I spoke with the universe.
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